Have You Seen This Crab?

Norman RIP
Originally uploaded by The Princess Mom.

Name: Stormin' Norman
Age: Unknown
Height: 1"
Length: ~2"
Eyes: Stalks
Front claw: One Large

Norman was last seen trying to climb out of his aquarium, a frequent hobby, on Wednesday night. He had just molted and was approximately .5" longer than in the photo. He had also recently acquired a tankmate, Medea the Ghost Shrimp, and authorities believe this may have upset him.

A medium-sized black dog was seen in the area of Norman's tank around the time Norman ran away. Jack has always been jealous of Norman. Authorities suspect foul play.