Monday, October 23, 2006

The Key to a "Good" Joke

The truth is, they are. (So says Wolfie)

I have to admit, I started this. But here is a list of jokes we made up, all riffing on the idea of a key:

What do you use to open a monastery?
A monkey (Monk-key. I told this one, but did not make it up.)

What do you use to open the door to a party?
A Funky. (This was Wolfie's.)

How do you open a glue factory?
With a sticky (Dad)

How do you open Klaus's room?
With a dorky (Wolfie)

How do you open Wolfie's room?
With a stinky (Klaus)

What do you use to open the Australia Zoo?
A crikey (Okay, I admit, that was mine. With apologies to Steve Irwin's family)

What would you use to open New Zealand?
A kiwi (Klaus)

What would you use to open Rivendell?
A Keebler (This was Dad's)

And after that, we just had to give up! LOL

No comments: