Homecoming vs Homeschooling

I just had to share this. I was talking with Klaus about a new girl in his circle of friends. He said three people had already asked her to Homecoming, himself included. "It was just a joke, though," he said.

"Oh, that's too bad. You're not going to Homecoming?" says I.

"Because I AM home," he says. "I never left!"

LOL